King Crow

Cishet • Poly • LGBTQA+ Ally

tygermama:

prettysicksupply:

adoring-suggestion:

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

7. You have food in the house. You did good. You made a meal plan(ish). You made a shopping list. You bought good food to cook with.

Now you’re either too tired to cook after planning, listing, shopping and putting it all away and you order in

or there’s Too Many Choices and your brain has shut off and you order in

(via therealbestselfies)

uss-edsall:

bluemonkeydevil:

uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

(via therealbestselfies)

storm89:
“ greek-god-of-hair:
“ erwin-with-hairpins:
“ rainfelt:
“ cardozzza:
“ notyourexrotic:
“ (source)
”
Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious
”
Scary, scary.
”
Gonna add on to this:
From the...

storm89:

greek-god-of-hair:

erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

Gonna add on to this:
From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her.
But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:

Tips for getting drinks-

1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.

2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.

3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:

Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:

X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.

Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.

Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.

Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%

Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.

Hope this helps someone out!

Backing this up from years of bar tending.

@wingsy-keeper-of-songs @sheinthatfandom

Not a bartender but I would add cranberry juice and club soda. Or club soda with a dash or two of bitters and a garnish. Club soda and bitters with a garnish looks like and alcoholic cocktails and will actually help settle your stomach if that’s something you need.

(via therealbestselfies)

theteashopgirl:

rashaka:

mazarinedrake:

oui-ladybug:

Aggressive/Dramatic Zuko that make me giggle.

Zuko is basically the most perfectly accurate teenager ever to appeal on TV.

raise your glass for the type-A insecure teenagers torn between an intense desire to please and a passionate wish that the world might hopefully implode and crush everyone before dinnertime

hands up, who else was once a teenage Zuko

(via therealbestselfies)

evangelinedares:

the-queen-of-disney:

Aang bowing differently to certain masters and superiors

Im crying at the difference between the fourth and last gif

Aang had to learn the proper way to bow infront of a master from the fire nation. And once he did, he used the proper bow infront of Zuko to show his respect for him in the final gif. That’s probably why Zuko looks surprised and delighted by the gesture. Such attention to detail, ATLA never ceases to amaze 😭❤️

(via therealbestselfies)